January 2012
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March 2010
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February 2010
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Since you asked...
stevewhitaker asked: Do you like it like that? Do you?
I like it a few different ways, Steve. Mostly, I like it without bones, lightly salted, and on the rocks. I also like it on the side—not on the bun. I’ll put it on the bun myself, if I even want it on there at all. I like it with extra bass. Not a bowel jostling amount of bass, but close. I like it shrink-wrapped, in a tote,...
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Askhole: Because you probably want to know a bit... →
Off limits:
my brief stint as the second drummer in The Spongiform Perverts
the closely held secrets of the hobo code
that shit that went down with Stacey
Otherwise, ask me anything.
For Martin
Metta Sutta (Lovingkindness Sutra)
This is the way of those who are skilled and peaceful, who seek the good and follow the path:
May they be able and upright, straightforward, of gentle speech and not proud. May they be content and easy wherever they are. May they be unburdened, with their senses calm. May they be wise and not arrogant. May...
“Red Robin’s offering free meal coupons in honor of return of jay leno...”
– timheidecker
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richard is a card carrying homo →
richard is a graduate of the school of visual art in new york richard is ‘the better choice’ richard is a tart richard is a trip richard is caught spamming richard is escorted by secretary richard is commissioned in pensacola richard is a very sexy richard is dead richard is a card carrying homo
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WatchTim and Eric. The moistest season so far.
Since I savaged that entire box of Cheez-Its, this city isn’t the only thing with a gritty underbelly.
“I don’t mind if I do” is the new “I better not.”
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Courtesy of the World Glaucoma Association
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The Girl with the Weak Heart
On Wednesday she returns from the hospital and I go to visit her in her bedroom. She is propped up on pillows, and has a stack of magazines resting in her lap. All of her medications are collected neatly on the table beside her bed. She shows me the crusty spot in the crook of her arm where the IV was, and raises her shirt to reveal her new scar, alongside the old scar. It is ragged and oozing,...
WatchThis is a video I made for the Brooklyn band One Ring Zero. Most of the footage I used was public domain film footage from the Prelinger Archives.
The video can be found on the ORZ DVD collection Addendum.
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Gang of Four: I Found That Essence Rare
I...
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WatchThere was much more snow than predicted this morning, accompanied by high winds and thunder. My dog Dewey is not pleased.
December 2009
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October 2009
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One of the best songs about eating cereal. I Want...
May 2009
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The King's Retreat →
“Each table will receive the dedicated services of a King’s Maiden, an intelligent, talented, and attractive woman. Her goal is to make our guests feel pampered.”
It’s an over-priced Hooter’s with a diaper service.